Ummm. I asked for a compact car. Not Big Pimpin' in a Crown Vic! They see me rollin'...they hatin'...
Trunk large enough for 5 dead bodies (or one bag of Boomer's food).
Look how sad my tote looks.
Killer view from my hotel room.
Does the fun ever start?
Following a Maserati to the airport.
Texting & driving may be illegal, but taking cell phone pictures through the steering wheel? Totally kosher.
Flight home delayed.
Double vodka cranberry to the rescue!
I had to order two so the first one wouldn't get lonely in my stomach.