My stepson is in town this week, which is awesome because it's like having a 14-year-old male version of myself around all the time. He totally gets all my jokes (and thinks I'm hilarious), he enjoys the same TV shows and movies as I do, and he completely agrees with me that the living room sofa renders the dining room table useless.
Last night we decided that we need to invest in more airsoft pistols so we can ambush Jeff every night when he gets home from work (because water balloons are, like, so last year). Aaron said he'd jump on the computer and do some research before we go shopping. I told him to check out the Bass Pro Shop website first. He printed a few options and asked me what site to visit next. I thought Dick's Sporting Goods might be a good choice, but I didn't know the name of the site. I said "just Google Dicks". So he did.
Ummm. Yeah. Guess I should have thought that one through first.