I didn't think I'd be able to top the sympathy card I sent him last Valentine's Day, but I found the most God-awful giant, sparkly card with some kind of ridiculous sentiment written on it in Spanish that plays an extremely (screeching) loud sappy Latin love song. That should go over well with the guys at his office when he opens it. It's so loud that the dogs came running into the room when I was signing it. Perfect!
In other V.D. related news (not the Valentine's Day kind of V.D.), did I tell you guys that when I was at the emergency room getting my finger stitched up last month there was a girl there who "thought she had caught something"? And by "something", I mean down in her Business District. Her Chamber of Commerce, if you will. Something was definitely rotten in the state of Denmark. Gross! But it certainly begged a question: Just what kind of rotten crotch symptoms was she experiencing to make her run to the emergency room at 9:00 on a Thursday night for treatment? Blech!! As an aside, they should really make those emergency room divider curtains thicker. I was worried about her squirrel stank getting through!
Anyway, enjoy Valentine's Day. And if you don't have someone to love...you can always love yourself. They make toys for that.